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09-18-09, 12:51 PM
Join Date: Jun 2008
A woman turns to her husband and says: "Sweetie, I'd like to get a breast enhancement. Can we afford it?"
Her husband replies: "Why not just rub them with toilet paper every day?"
Puzzles, she asks: "Why? Will that make my breasts larger?"
Without missing a beat, he responds: "Hell if I know. Seems to have worked for your ass."
He should be out of intensive care on Wednesday.
What people don't get is that I am, ultimately, an artist at heart.
My brush has two colors, 1 and 0, and my canvas is made of silicon.
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