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Old 08-12-10, 11:29 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by voodoodad View Post
Here's a Tutorial;

1. Wait for thieves to break into your house and steal a bunch of electronics.

2. File a claim with your insurance company.

3. Argue with the insurance company and a bunch of lawyers for approximately 1.5 years.

4. Get a VERY unexpected check in the mail.

5. Go to Best Buy and get your electronic bling on!
Alternatively

1. wait till the house burns down.

2. file a claim with your insurance company

3. be homeless for 1 to 3 years.

4. get a very VERY unexpected huge check in the mail. (*)

5. get everything brand sprinkling new.

(*) might be a problem since y'r homeless..
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