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Old 08-24-10, 11:45 AM   #40
break19
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Blonde gets tired of being called a dumb blonde, decides to dye her hair brown and move out into the sticks, where she thinks everyone else will be dumb, too.

She walks into a country style car dealership, and spots a used cadillac convertible, gets a great deal on it..

Takes it for a drive, and thats when she notices the shepherd tending his flock of sheep, she stops for a bit. Finally, she walks over to the guy, and tells him

"Hey, I've always wanted my own sheep, if I guess the exact number of sheep you have, can I have one?"

The "good ole boy" thinks to himself, "No way will she guess I have 243 sheep here", and says "Sure lady". The blonde-turned-brunette says, "243'

The man is dumbfounded, but tells her "Ok lady, go get yerself one"

As she is carrying her prize to the car, the guy yells out, "Hey lady! wait up! If I can guess the natural color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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