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Old 08-24-10, 11:53 AM   #42
break19
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What do you get when you mix blondes and alcohol?

Whatever you want.

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Why do so many dumb blondes have sore belly buttons?

Men can be blonde, too.

- And, some lawyer jokes for ya -

You have a gun, with 2 bullets, and are approached by a gang member, a terrorist, and a lawyer, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer, twice.

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You are driving your car, and hit a pedestrian only to discover he's a lawyer, what do you do?

Back up and hit him again, just to be sure he's not playing possum.

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What's the difference between a snake and a lawyer?

One is a poisonous, lowlife reptile dangerous to your health.
The other is a snake.
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