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Old 01-23-05, 11:07 AM   #1
Cairenn
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Exclamation Holy Site Rules of WoWInterface

To all board users:

With apologies to Monty Python:

WoW: Yes, I can help you find the WoW UI Mod.

WoW UI Modders: Oh, thank you. Oh...

WoW: To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of WoWInterface -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged... *boom* ...make plain the last resting place of the WoW UI Mod.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Where could we find this cave, O WoW?

WoW: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave WoW UI Modders, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Blizzard Entertainment®: What an eccentric performance.

*clop clop clop*
*whinny whinny*

Ordinn: They're nervous, sire.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!

WoW: Behold the cave of WoWInterface!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Right! Keep me covered.

Ordinn: What with?

Blizzard Entertainment®: W-- just keep me covered.

WoW: Too late!

*dramatic chord*

Blizzard Entertainment®: What?

WoW: There he is!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Where?

WoW: There!

Blizzard Entertainment®: What, behind the Board Troll?

WoW: It *is* the Board Troll.

Blizzard Entertainment®: You silly sod!

WoW: What?

Blizzard Entertainment®: You got us all worked up!

WoW: Well, that's no ordinary Board Troll!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Ohh.

WoW: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered troll you ever set eyes on!

GM: You git! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

WoW: Look, that Board Troll's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Ordinn: Get stuffed!

WoW: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Ordinn: Oh, yeah?

GM: You mangy Scots git!

WoW: I'm warning you!

GM: What's he do, nibble your bum?

WoW: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Go on, Tyren. Chop his head off!

Tyren: Right! Silly little bleeder. One Board Troll stew comin' right up!

WoW: Look!

*squeak*

Tyren: Aaaugh!

*dramatic chord*

*clunk*

Blizzard Entertainment®: Jesus Christ!

WoW: I warned you!

GM: I done it again!

WoW: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Board Troll, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Blizzard Entertainment®: Oh, shut up!

WoW: Do they listen to me?

Blizzard Entertainment®: Right!

WoW: Oh, no...

WOW UI Modders: Charge!

*squeak squeak squeak*

WOW UI Modders: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Run away! Run away!

WOW UI Modders: Run away! Run away!...

WoW: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Right. How many did we lose?

Caydiem: Eyonix.

Ordinn: Fangtooth.

Blizzard Entertainment®: And Tyren. That's five.

Ordinn: Three, sir.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That Board Troll's dynamite.

GM: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

Blizzard Entertainment®: Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.

Ordinn: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Like what?

Ordinn: Well... ooh.

Caydiem: Have we got bows?

Blizzard Entertainment®: No.

Caydiem: We have the Holy Site Rules.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Yes, of course! The Holy Site Rules of WoWInterface! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Remelio carries with him! Brother Remelio! Bring up the Holy Site Rules!

WoW UI Users: *chanting* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack*

Blizzard Entertainment®: How does it, um-- how does it work?

Caydiem: I know not, my liege.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Consult the Book of Armaments!

Brother Remelio: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

Cairenn: And Saint Attila raised the Site Rules up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Site Rules that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Remelio: Skip a bit, Sister.

Cairenn: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Slander. Then, shalt thou Post with Respect. No more. No less. Respect shalt be the Tone thou shalt Post, and the Tone of the Posting shall be Respect. Spam shalt thou not Post, nor either Post thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to Respect. Flaming is right out. Once the Tone Respect, being the Respectful Tone, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Site Rules of WoWInterface towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall Ban it.'

Remelio: Amen.

WoW UI Modders: Amen.

Blizzard Entertainment®: Right! One!... Two!... Flaming!

Ordinn: Respect, sir!

Blizzard Entertainment®: Respect!

*WoW players sing*

*banned*

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To mod authors specifically re the upload of their mods:

as suggested to me by a dear friend:

Dont post childish sh1tty mods or I'llz ban your azz. kthxbye
also known as:

Fooshizle the nizzle we dont want no punk azz mods beeeyatch

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