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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customer
and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in
the door and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said,
"About 3 hours.."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the
shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About
an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey,
Bob, do me a favor... Follow that guy and see
where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to
wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come
back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when
he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and
said, "Your house!"
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