In all honesty, by the time I started this thread I was starting to think "Wow! Carb hasn't had that many hits from the troll crowd yet!"
Unfortunately, my post seemed to open the floodgates, because it started right after my op.
Anyway, I hope that everyone took my post in the spirit for which it was intended. All in good fun and as a stress reliever for what I was pretty sure was coming. Turns out I was right (in SPADES)!