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A woman turns to her husband and says: "Sweetie, I'd like to get a breast enhancement. Can we afford it?"
Her husband replies: "Why not just rub them with toilet paper every day?"
Puzzles, she asks: "Why? Will that make my breasts larger?"
Without missing a beat, he responds: "Hell if I know. Seems to have worked for your ass."
He should be out of intensive care on Wednesday.
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