http://www.wowinterface.com/download...geMoPBeta.html
That is not exactly what you are asking for, I think, but it does add some sort of comical effect.
As for cutting down on all values, I've noticed a problem with e.g. tooltips (and most numbers across the game). Tooltip stats are now displayed as strings rather than numbers, because they use comma separators. It might be needed to cut out these separators and then use tonumber() before you can work with these numbers.
Hooking into the function that adds these separators (if accessible) would not work, because you'd end up reducing all comma-separated numbers across the game, and not just the ones relevant to stats.