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What do you get when you mix blondes and alcohol?
Whatever you want.
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Why do so many dumb blondes have sore belly buttons?
Men can be blonde, too.
- And, some lawyer jokes for ya -
You have a gun, with 2 bullets, and are approached by a gang member, a terrorist, and a lawyer, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice.
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You are driving your car, and hit a pedestrian only to discover he's a lawyer, what do you do?
Back up and hit him again, just to be sure he's not playing possum.
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What's the difference between a snake and a lawyer?
One is a poisonous, lowlife reptile dangerous to your health.
The other is a snake.
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