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Unread 08-07-09, 06:36 AM   #1
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On a nice Sunday the Jansen family got together at the table to have dinner.

When they were finished, the oldest son said: "Mom and Dad, I have to tell you something.."

The parents looked at each other and waited to see what their son had to tell.

The son continued: "I've known this for some time, but I want you to know, I'm gay. "

The father gets angry and begins to rage, but his wife holds back him and says: "It is good that you have the courage to admit your sexual preference. Your father and I do appreciate you telling this to us.
Dad didn't, but he nods in agreement, yes...

The second son of the family reacts: "Gosh that's a coincidence, I am also gay.

Dad can no longer restrain and begins to rage.. With foam on his lips he shouts: "Is there then no one here that likes women?!!?!?"

The daughter sais: "Yes Dad, I do!"


(Translated from Dutch, any grammar or spelling mistakes are totally intentional honest..)
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Unread 08-07-09, 06:46 AM   #2
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You know what's really sad... I still remember when "gay" meant someone who was light hearted and happy.

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Unread 08-07-09, 06:49 AM   #3
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Ever seen the Amsterdam Gay Pride?

Looks like a lot of light hearted and happy people
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I'm not sure... but I'm almost certain using dancing bananas in a post about gay pride might be a violation of some rule somewhere.

~grin~

PS: I have no issue whatsoever with sexual orientation of any kind... I was more just noting how language changes over time.
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hehehe

I knew the dutch version
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Unread 08-07-09, 07:39 AM   #6
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I'm not sure... but I'm almost certain using dancing bananas in a post about gay pride might be a violation of some rule somewhere.
Liv'ng on the edge

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PS: I have no issue whatsoever with sexual orientation of any kind... I was more just noting how language changes over time.
Same here. Live and let live. Better not get to deep into this tho. Not the kind of topic that usually goes well..
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Unread 08-07-09, 07:46 AM   #7
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Another one..

If you ever are on a plane or a train and there's a annoying person next to you then do this;

1> Open your bag fully relaxed.
2> Take out your laptop.
3> Turn on the laptop.
4> Make sure the annoying person has a good view of the screen.
5> Close your eyes and face the heavon.
6> Open this link :http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Unread 08-07-09, 08:02 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by spiel2001 View Post
You know what's really sad... I still remember when "gay" meant someone who was light hearted and happy.

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Rofl, my mother's middle name is Gay with mine being Joy for being a similar meant name. I am dreading the day when Joy means something other than happy. Rofl.
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with mine being Joy...
Don't tell me your last name is Stick..
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Rofl. Thankfully no. But my first initials are T J .. so I always made jokes that I had to find a husband named Hooker. Rofl.
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You could also look for a guy named Rider..

If you ever get pulled over by the cops and they ask your name....
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