Humor

[Seer]

On a nice Sunday the Jansen family got together at the table to have dinner.

When they were finished, the oldest son said: "Mom and Dad, I have to tell you something.."

The parents looked at each other and waited to see what their son had to tell.

The son continued: "I've known this for some time, but I want you to know, I'm gay. "

The father gets angry and begins to rage, but his wife holds back him and says: "It is good that you have the courage to admit your sexual preference. Your father and I do appreciate you telling this to us.
Dad didn't, but he nods in agreement, yes...

The second son of the family reacts: "Gosh that's a coincidence, I am also gay.

Dad can no longer restrain and begins to rage.. With foam on his lips he shouts: "Is there then no one here that likes women?!!?!?"

The daughter sais: "Yes Dad, I do!"


(Translated from Dutch, any grammar or spelling mistakes are totally intentional honest..)

[spiel2001]

You know what's really sad... I still remember when "gay" meant someone who was light hearted and happy.

/sigh

[Seer]

Ever seen the Amsterdam Gay Pride?

Looks like a lot of light hearted and happy people

[spiel2001]

I'm not sure... but I'm almost certain using dancing bananas in a post about gay pride might be a violation of some rule somewhere.

~grin~

PS: I have no issue whatsoever with sexual orientation of any kind... I was more just noting how language changes over time.

[Depresjon]

hehehe

I knew the dutch version

[Seer]

Originally Posted by spiel2001 I'm not sure... but I'm almost certain using dancing bananas in a post about gay pride might be a violation of some rule somewhere.

Liv'ng on the edge

Originally Posted by spiel2001 PS: I have no issue whatsoever with sexual orientation of any kind... I was more just noting how language changes over time.

Same here. Live and let live. Better not get to deep into this tho. Not the kind of topic that usually goes well..

[Seer]

Another one..

If you ever are on a plane or a train and there's a annoying person next to you then do this;

1> Open your bag fully relaxed.
2> Take out your laptop.
3> Turn on the laptop.
4> Make sure the annoying person has a good view of the screen.
5> Close your eyes and face the heavon.
6> Open this link :http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

[spiel2001]

~roflmfao~

That is so wrong on so many different levels

I love it

[Xrystal]

Originally Posted by spiel2001 You know what's really sad... I still remember when "gay" meant someone who was light hearted and happy. /sigh

Rofl, my mother's middle name is Gay with mine being Joy for being a similar meant name. I am dreading the day when Joy means something other than happy. Rofl.

[Xrystal]

Originally Posted by Seer Another one.. If you ever are on a plane or a train and there's a annoying person next to you then do this; 1> Open your bag fully relaxed. 2> Take out your laptop. 3> Turn on the laptop. 4> Make sure the annoying person has a good view of the screen. 5> Close your eyes and face the heavon. 6> Open this link :http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Rofl, I almost choked on my crisps ( chips to the Americans )

[Seer]

Originally Posted by Xrystal with mine being Joy...

Don't tell me your last name is Stick..

[Xrystal]

Rofl. Thankfully no. But my first initials are T J .. so I always made jokes that I had to find a husband named Hooker. Rofl.

[Seer]

You could also look for a guy named Rider..

If you ever get pulled over by the cops and they ask your name....

[Xrystal]

rofl .. splutter... rofl... But nope, Ive found a guy with the name Bond. James ,... oh wait wrong guy But hey, a perfect name for a Brit

[Seer]

Some how Joy Bond sounds a bit...


... Never mind.

[Xrystal]

Rofl, thankfully Joy isn't used that often when talking to me being a middle name its just there to have something extra to write down when filling in forms and such like.

[Seer]

Allright, bit annoyed and bored so..



Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

[Seer]

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****.

That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

[Seer]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

[Seer]

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"