The story thread
 

Okay, after the flamefest that is the religion and modern society thread (which I've contributed to :( ) let's play a little game to liven things up a bit.

The objective of the game is to create a funny story. I will start it and the posters below continue it. Each poster is only allowed a few words, let's say 5-6 but it can be a bit more (no more than 10 though). Idiocy and complete nonsense is not only allowed, but encouraged. Every page or so I'll post the complete story in a quote to see our progress. Feel free to use punctuation marks to separate it into sentences, and try to keep a logical structure in the sentences, even if the meaning is totally crazy :p Can be WoW-related or not.

Let's start:

On a sunny day of May...

... I was walking along the greenbelt...

...when out of the bushes hopped...

... a most unusual toad, in mien and size.

As it sneered at me ...

...I suddenly felt like...

... the fabric of my shoes ...

...was suddenly getting...

...melty. This is, truly, an odd sensation.

I often wonder ...

...if pink flamingos have anything to do with...

... bacon and delicious..

... food that make you want to ...

...spontaneously burst into...

song. As I pondered this,

my shoe started to squeak, and the horns kicked in.

Then, the toad rudely quipped...

..."what'cha glarin' at, ya lily-livered lollipop licker?!"

It was then that I noticed the lollipop ...

This was odd, since it was in my...