The story thread

[haylie]

Okay, after the flamefest that is the religion and modern society thread (which I've contributed to ) let's play a little game to liven things up a bit.

The objective of the game is to create a funny story. I will start it and the posters below continue it. Each poster is only allowed a few words, let's say 5-6 but it can be a bit more (no more than 10 though). Idiocy and complete nonsense is not only allowed, but encouraged. Every page or so I'll post the complete story in a quote to see our progress. Feel free to use punctuation marks to separate it into sentences, and try to keep a logical structure in the sentences, even if the meaning is totally crazy Can be WoW-related or not.

Let's start:

On a sunny day of May...