Okay guys, need help

***Cairenn*** · 06-08-05, 12:25 AM

Latest Update!

It would seem that the loss of Slouken has caused Blizzard extreme difficulty. We are getting reports that their forums have all stopped functioning at present. Good job guys! Let's keep the pressure on! Post your updated ransom suggestions!

Update!

Need more suggestions! He's woken back up and is starting to yell for help, as can be seen here!

I've had a suggestion of a 5lb bag of red gummy bears.

What else we got, guys?

Original

I've just kidnapped Slouken, here.

Now we need to figure out what the ransom should be. Taking suggestions.

***Cairenn*** · 06-08-05, 07:31 AM

149 views and no one has suggestions for what the ransom should be? You guys are disappointing me! Come on, help me out here. What should we demand as the ransom for Slouken?

Potillan · 06-08-05, 07:46 AM

A pledge to only add new arugments of functions to the end of the list rather then in the middle would be nice

***Cairenn*** · 06-08-05, 09:33 AM

Oh come ON guys! Folks must have *some* suggestions of good ransom demands. Slouken himself suggested chocolate, on the thread on the Blizz forum!

Now, mind you, what the kidnappee is doing making the ransom demands, I'm not really sure, but hey ...

*grin*

Trimble Epic · 06-08-05, 10:25 AM

I demand an IsSwimming('player') function and an IsIndoors('player') function and an IsInInstance(unit); all that return true or false.

LittleWhiteDove · 06-08-05, 01:27 PM

As posted on the WoW Community Site - I suggest that the ransom of 5 lbs of red gummy bears go to Cair and that we add 5 lbs. of stale chocolate easter eggs for Slouken to eat all by himself.

Remelio · 06-08-05, 02:38 PM

I demand chocolate peanutbutter cups! And the ability for us to store our username on the login screen. Oh wait we're already getting that next patch hrm...
Oh I got it.. how about a glow for my sword enchanted with +7 frost

Sokurai · 06-08-05, 06:11 PM

*makes horrible remarks on how tasteless Cair's publicity stunt is*

*realizes this is the wrong thread, quickly darts for Molten Core to avoid the ban stick!*

:<

Remelio · 06-08-05, 08:46 PM

Tasteless? If we get gummi bears that sounds pretty tasty to me!

***Cairenn*** · 06-08-05, 10:17 PM

And chocolate! Don't forget the chocolate!

***Cairenn*** · 06-10-05, 12:04 AM

Latest breaking news, there was a rescue attempt mounted. Luckily, we caught them. You can see it here

***Cairenn*** · 06-10-05, 12:08 AM

Ack! No! Hey!

hmph

BAH!

*sulks*