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08-23-10, 09:16 PM   #1
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Full-Body Scans

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.........

This is so simple it's brilliant!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
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08-23-10, 09:18 PM   #2
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Brilliant!
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08-23-10, 09:18 PM   #3
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Where do we vote for this? Can I send a letter to my state rep?
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08-23-10, 09:23 PM   #4
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Now it would only be good if someone made a reality show out of it. Then of course it would get allowed in airports very quickly. So useful tho.
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08-23-10, 09:49 PM   #5
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In the meantime...

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08-23-10, 09:53 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Cairenn View Post
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
[Thought 1]
/me slips a tiny (and mostly harmless) explosive device into Cairenn's bag.

Smith says, "But, sir, I swear I head her yell that the device wasn't hers right after the warning alarm went off, so I stopped the booth's exploderator. That's when Jones over there pushed the button to resume the exploderator."
[/Thought 1]


[Thought 2]
Flipping through the want ads, Dolby sees a job listed for "booth cleaner" and thinks that might be verrrry interesting for a little supplemental income. Little did he know.
[/Thought 2]


[Thought 3]
I'm an airline employee, so thanks for the extra seat!
[/Thought 3]
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08-23-10, 10:27 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by DesertDwarf View Post
[Thought 1]
/me slips a tiny (and mostly harmless) explosive device into Cairenn's bag.

Smith says, "But, sir, I swear I head her yell that the device wasn't hers right after the warning alarm went off, so I stopped the booth's exploderator. That's when Jones over there pushed the button to resume the exploderator."
[/Thought 1]
You want to deadify me?! *sniffles as a single tear rolls slowly down my cheek*
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08-23-10, 10:32 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Cairenn View Post
You want to deadify me?! *sniffles as a single tear rolls slowly down my cheek*
No, not me. According to Smith, it was Jones. See, he's a mouse-clicker PVP guy and totally fails.

Besides, it was "mostly harmless." It only singes one hair of your eyebrow. That's it. ('Twas made by goblins, donchaknow.)

Or, no, wait! I cast a pally-IWin-bubble on the device and it faded a split-second after the explosion. That turned it into a desplosion, which is a whole lot less fatal.

Yup, a lot less fatal.

/me is sticking to (one of) his stories.
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08-23-10, 10:59 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by DesertDwarf View Post
No, not me. According to Smith, it was Jones. See, he's a mouse-clicker PVP guy and totally fails.

Besides, it was "mostly harmless." It only singes one hair of your eyebrow. That's it. ('Twas made by goblins, donchaknow.)

Or, no, wait! I cast a pally-IWin-bubble on the device and it faded a split-second after the explosion. That turned it into a desplosion, which is a whole lot less fatal.

Yup, a lot less fatal.

/me is sticking to (one of) his stories.
Too late now. The jig is up. The cat is out of the bag. The birds are flying south and so on.
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08-23-10, 11:01 PM   #10
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hehehe

I Love It!
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08-23-10, 11:47 PM   #11
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Hi Askelon. Love the name.
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08-24-10, 02:38 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by DesertDwarf View Post
Besides, it was "mostly harmless." It only singes one hair of your eyebrow. That's it. ('Twas made by goblins, donchaknow.)
If it don't make a crater, it ain't Goblin. Must be your standard Gnomish junk to just fizzle like that.
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08-24-10, 12:08 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Cairenn View Post
You want to deadify me?! *sniffles as a single tear rolls slowly down my cheek*
Turns me on.

Wait.
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10-12-10, 03:22 PM   #14
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That sounds like a great idea! I can still make it through with the drugs then!
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